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Post by Comic Relief Boa on Mar 9, 2003 20:17:43 GMT -5
a lady walks by a pet store on her way to work, and theres a parrot on a stand outside.
it squaked, "Hey lady, you sure are ugly."
She looks at it, blushing, and continues on her way.
on the way bak home, the same parrot is outside.
"Hey lady, you sure are ugly."
by now the lady is ticked off. she goes to find the manager.
embarassed, the manager promises that the parrot wont say it again.
The next day, the lady passes the pet store again.
the parrot sits outside
it watches her as she walks by and squaks "Hey lady..."
she turns and glares at it. "WHAT?"
it smirks "you know."_______------
thank you thank you. **bows**
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Post by Wonder on Mar 9, 2003 23:41:07 GMT -5
I don't get it...
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Post by CRB on Mar 10, 2003 12:17:15 GMT -5
thats bcause ur not intelligent enuff to get it thru ur head.
thats weird, my mom and granny got it...so did my aunt...but none of my friends do.
i'm confuzzled, need a nappy. Spring Break.
ttfn tata4now
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Post by GoldenWind on Mar 10, 2003 15:03:25 GMT -5
I get it! mwa ha! well..at least i think i do..
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Post by Wonder on Mar 10, 2003 15:50:34 GMT -5
I---still don't get it. Someone explain? Anyone?
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Post by Namoramma on Mar 11, 2003 15:30:27 GMT -5
I think i might get it if the word wasn't censored out, i have a feeling it was the punch word  other than that, I join you DK, i don't get it |
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Post by GoldenWind on Mar 11, 2003 15:50:15 GMT -5
ohh..there was a word left out..then i probably don't get it lol
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Post by Wonder on Mar 11, 2003 20:21:04 GMT -5
Wow. We're all a bunch of retards who don't get a simple joke. Yew gotta love it. -Waits for Boa to get her arse her and share the humor with us...-
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Post by Boa on Mar 21, 2003 19:34:48 GMT -5
arse? **heehaw**
okay, the parrot knows that if he says that the lady is ugly, he'll get in trouble...so he says "you know". and the lady does know...but she cant get him in trouble bcause he didnt say it...wait..o...**has confuzzled self**
lemme tell u another one
at a surgeons convention, Dr. Zien was boasting of what he had accomplished. "My patient got his hand cut off, i fitted him with another and now he's a famous artist."
Dr. Styfle: My patient was hit by a car and lost both legs...i fixed him and now he's an olympic champion.
A Blonde Doctor: O yea! My patient was riding a horse when he was hit by a train...all i had to work with was a cowboy hat and a horses a$$, and I made the President!!!
**ROFLMAORLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA** now u have to get that one!
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Post by GoldenWind on Mar 21, 2003 19:41:47 GMT -5
yay! i did get the first one!!
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and LMAO! i totally got the second one!
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Post by Wonder on Mar 21, 2003 19:54:49 GMT -5
LMAO!!! Thanx boa. Yew over-estimate [sp?] our brains. Simple is good. -Giggles like mad-
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Post by Boa on Mar 21, 2003 20:50:39 GMT -5
**bows** thank you...thank you very much.
**has been reading the Dragonlance Cronicles** i wanna b a kender...Tasslehoff Burrfoot ((realizes that most of u havent a clu of what i'm talkin bout** he's the inspiration to meh future char..Tassle. mwahhaha... **caniving**
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Post by FrostByte on Mar 21, 2003 20:56:30 GMT -5
 I KNOW I KNOW! thats the only series I read. I half modeled NS after Rasitlin, but half not cuz he still can love, but yea I modeled my newest baddie- Auriella, after Kitiara. *muah muah muah* flirty little girl  I can't wait for Tassle. That'll be entertaining |
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Post by Tas Rocks on Mar 21, 2003 21:15:45 GMT -5
**gleeeee** TAS ROCKS! **ish excited, cant wait til litter** **does kender dance**
meh second fav char is Raistlin. I luv the name...plus i'm big on mages....and neutrality.that's awesome. i wonder what happened in the Towers of High Sorcery...i'll probably haveta read The Test of the Twins for that tho....but i'm still in book 2 of the chronicles: the winter night thing. So far, Tas is the best. **waks every1 who doesnt like Tas with a hoopak staff** **mysteriously 'acquires' the hoopak staff from Tas** mwhahahahahaha.
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Boathe tas person too
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Post by Boathe tas person too on Mar 21, 2003 21:19:33 GMT -5
o yersh Namo...u need to IM me sumtime! DakotaCinnammon...or Tacky Tassle....or IBleveInFairies if u msg me on IBleveInFairies...dont read the info on my account! its viral! it was meant to have revenge on sum porn-goers...dk knos about it.
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I KNOW I KNOW! thats the only series I read.
